I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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