stop calling my apartment porn island.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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