Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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