I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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