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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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