So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
birth control should be required to get into college
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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