You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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