Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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