Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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