It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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