I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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