This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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