We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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