Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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