a queef is a wish your heart makes.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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