Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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