I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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