you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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