I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This girl is more easily done than said...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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