Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I think people are normalizing furries
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