my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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