I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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