i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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