i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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