Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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