Cold hands, warm shart.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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