I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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