but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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