Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Come on in and take your pants off
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