Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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