Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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