Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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