for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I have post one night stand depression
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