Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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