If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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