i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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