Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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