when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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