My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
