Do you still have your period?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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