Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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