therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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