I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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