How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We need to get me chipped asap
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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