I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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