How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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