no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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