We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
