I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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