Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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