My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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