direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
