About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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