I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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